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The nonsense that kept me up last night

The nonsense that kept me up last night

RANDOM PERSON: Protect me from terrorists. GUMMINT: We need a way to identify terrorists. EMAIL PROVIDER: We use a ROBOT to search everyone’s emails so we can try to sell them things they don’t really need but MIGHT want. RANDOM PERSON: That’s cool! GUMMINT: Can you search for keywords that ... Read More
Breaking News!!

Breaking News!!

Research says that 98% of people are incapable of thinking for themselves. A highly scientific study proves that most humans are actually naive sheep. It’s true because I used the word scientific and included a cool looking chart with statistics that mean absolutely nothing because they have no context. The fact that ... Read More
An ode to The Donald (and his worshipers)

An ode to The Donald (and his worshipers)

‘Twas a couple of weeks before Solstice, and all through the land Too many creatures were stirring, it was getting out of hand; The stockings were put over faces with care, Spreading fear all around to there, there and here; The children were hiding deep under their beds; While visions of terrorists danced in their ... Read More
Run Raggy Run (what R you on about?)

Run Raggy Run (what R you on about?)

Yes I grew up on Scooby Doo. Not only did I grow up with the wild misadventures of said dog and his mismatched gaggle (is 4 a gaggle) of mystery loving pals, the wondrous gang in fact once helped me recover from a very serious car accident (along with the Flintstones ... Read More