Breaking News!!

Research says that 98% of people are incapable of thinking for themselves.

A highly scientific study proves that most humans are actually naive sheep. It’s true because I used the word scientific and included a cool looking chart with statistics that mean absolutely nothing because they have no context. The fact that  I also said it is Breaking News also means that it must be true. But if this undeniable data is not enough for you, take a look at the video which has expert testimony. The expert can not be doubted, because I called them an expert.

White House, The Dalai Lama, Abraham Lincoln, Random Celebrities, Some rich guy, WiklLeaks.

POLL: Do you use your brain?

  • Yes. I do my research.
  • What does everyone else say?
  • My holy book tells me not to.

How do I know it's true?

  • I say it is.
  • It contains references to known sources that may even be legitimate.
  • A celebrity agrees. So does a rich guy.
  • It has a video.
  • It says breaking news.
  • It has a graph with statistics.
  • It is online.
  • I want it to be true.
  • Any evidence that clearly says it is not true is part of a grand conspiracy to disprove what I know to be true.
  • Did I mention I want it to be true?

Try using your brains for a change people!!

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