50/50 Challenge 9

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The Wrong Season

“Half a kilo of mince please” she said.
“No mince today” the butcher replied.
“Least ways not beef, can do you some sausage meat”.
She sighed. “Why no mince?”
“No call for it, it’s not the season”
“But I’m calling for it…I’ve children to feed”
“Like I said, got none”…
My ending:

Just because Ralph won that race. What an annoying man.
Well I will have some sausage then.”
Don’t have much of that,” he grumped.
I’ll take what you have.”
Here. Hey wait! You can’t leave without paying!”
I have no money. It’s not the season!”